Why Craig Ferguson is much funnier than he ever gets credit for.
It must be tough when even Chic-fil-a is making fun of you.
Another reason why Craig Ferguson is awesome. The power went off in the middle of his taping the other night and he still has the people in the audience laughing.
“Cash Crop” - Another gem from People of Walmart
The Money Shot
Only in New Jersey
“At first I kept saying, ‘No, no, no.’ But then I thought, If you send a tourist away angry, they’ll tell people not to come to Atlantic City. I don’t think she would have been able to convince me if I wasn’t so tired.”
—Former Atlantic City councilman Eugene Robinson, testifying at the trial of three men who allegedly hired a prostitute to seduce him on behalf of a rival politician.
Its so simple.
Suggest You Switch to Diet Pepsi
- Office_Mormon: Dude, you're so drunk.
- Drinker: I don't tell you what it's like to be Mormon, so you don't tell me what it's like to be drunk.

