“Life is expensive.”
Myself
“Everything I’m not, made me Everything I am.”
Unknown
“Wearing skinny jeans does not make you skinny.”
Me
“Let’s meet at the coffee shop. I’ll be the one who says “Gross” every time the barista calls out a drink that isn’t mine.”
@scottsimpson
“Trying to wake up early is never easy when it’s raining outside.”
Me
“I like to wait on getting my lunch because it helps me avoid forced awkward office breakroom chat”
me
“I’m not married, so I don’t have to worry about it,” he said of his pending purchase and his late night hours.”
Those were the days…
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“Any one that wears a Armani Exchange hat to the gym and isn’t gay is a douche bag.”
unknown, but wise
